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Wear it for a birthday meal, family gathering, girls' weekend, trip to the pub or a relaxed day when dealing with other people's nonsense simply isn't on the agenda.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a fun \u003cb\u003ejumper for a woman turning 60\u003c\/b\u003e who knows that being called grumpy sometimes just means she's stopped pretending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Funny 60th Birthday Gift for Her\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for something that matches her personality rather than another predictable milestone present?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design makes a memorable \u003cb\u003efunny 60th birthday gift for her\u003c\/b\u003e, whether you're buying for a wife, mum, sister, relative, friend or colleague.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its unapologetic slogan and milestone humour, it's particularly fitting for a woman with quick wit, strong opinions and a famously limited supply of patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Product Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWomen’s organic crewneck sweatshirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDropped shoulders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft brushed fleece interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S–2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted 60 Years of Being a Grumpy Woman design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for 60th birthdays and milestone celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlease check the size guide before ordering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade Especially for You\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach jumper is made especially for you after your order is placed. 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